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jalenrosed:

examples of weird nba stories you can tell to impress your friends

  • evan turner’s lamborghini running out of gas on the freeway while he was trying to impress a girl 
  • any theory involving the infamous indiana pacers collapse of 2014
    • lance stephenson punching evan turner must be mentioned 
  • kobe’s strange bike rides into the desert at 2am 
  • kobe and nick young both giving themselves nicknames that people actually call them 
  • nick young’s “no tats on the right arm strictly for buckets” tweet
    • nick young getting a tattoo on his right arm 
  • blake griffin and matt leinart having the same baby mama 
  • anything involving the deandre jordan fiasco of summer 2015
  • anything involving larry bird 
    • one of my favorites: him winning the three-point shooting contest at the 1988 all-star game without even taking his warmups off 
  • rajon rondo breaking his hand in 2014 and blaming it on slipping in the shower when he was spotted at a trampoline park on the same day
  • chandler parsons’s modeling career
  • larry sanders buying the greek freak a pair of gucci shoes
  • anything involving the greek freak’s tweets from his first year in the nba
    • must mention his love of smoothies

bonus:

  • metta world peace following me on twitter because i made fun of evan turner

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babycrawlingveryfast:

is there anything more heinous than white people gentrifying cities while simultaneously plastering stickers all over the place imploring the viewer to “keep _____ weird”. No Offense But You, YOU, Are The Reason These Cities Have Been Completely Drained Of All Local Color. you’re over here opening craft beer stores and happily attending festivals with artists like girlpool or the killers or whoever the fuck headlining. and then you have the gall to turn around and say “keep austin weird” “keep jacksonville weird” etc and etc? I want to kill

what’s wrong with girlpool tho lol

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